Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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