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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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