once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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