He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
