yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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