Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
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do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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