when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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