What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My vagina is very pro this idea
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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