The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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