why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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