i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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