ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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