She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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