shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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