suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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