Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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