I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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