During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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