Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
you never un-have a 4some
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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