So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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