Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He better not be in your backpack
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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