hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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