Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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