I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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