I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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