One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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