his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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