let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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