Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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