So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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