it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize
