i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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