He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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