I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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