of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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