she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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