I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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