How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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