I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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