I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
why is half of my head shaved?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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