Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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