i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Boobs are out for the taking
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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