everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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