talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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