we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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