you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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