If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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