just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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