I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
