all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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