I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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