I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
