just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
