I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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