All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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