She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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