I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
i believe in u and ur pee
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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