Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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